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The handmade vulva balls, crafted out of felt, even feature a jingle-jangling Christmas bell for the clitoris – which you can flick for optimal festive delightVagina-shaped Christmas tree baubles are set to be all the rage (Image: Etsy/Feltmelons)Christmas comes just once a year – so what better excuse is there for hanging out your vagina baubles ? Yes, you read that right – vagina baubles. To be specific, the must-have decoration to every Christmas tree this year are these handmade vulva baubles, crafted out of felt. You can buy the balls in festive green – or the arguably more lifelike pink. Sold by Feltmelons , they are all handcrafted, stuffed in wool-blend felt and the folds are lovingly embroidered to give a multi-dimensional effect. They have a five star rating on online store Etsy and the firm is shipping them from Canada – so if you want them in time for this year’s festivities you need to order them soon to avoid disappointment!
The baubles are the same size as a lemon
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The baubles even have a bell for a clitoris
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They even feature a jingle-jangling Christmas bell for the clitoris – which you can flick for optimal festive delight. They come in three different sizes – so if you are worried that the vulva baubles might dominate your display opt for the smaller.
The baubles have been lovingly handcrafted
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What tree would be complete without the handmade vaginas?
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Feltmelons even recommends holding up the baubles to your ear to “hear waves crashing on distant, rocky shores”. We know what you are thinking – why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? It’s like Christmas, with bells on…
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